This song parody is part of the Pandemic Song Parody Challenge. To participate, write a pandemic-themed parody of a popular song & share it on social media with the hashtag #PandemicSongParody.
I Want Masks And Distance From You (Parody of All I Want For Christmas Is You)
I don’t want viral transmission
There is just one thing I need
Evidence-based mitigation
Implemented at great speed
I just want the world to know
How to make this virus go
Make my wish come true
I want masks and distance from you
I don’t want science denial
in the name of unchecked greed
Don’t care about QAnon posts
And other conspiracies
I don’t need more bad excuses
For your wicked plague rat ways
Save it all for dear old Krampus
As he carries you away
I just want the world to know
How to make this virus go
Make my wish come true
I want masks and distance from you
